Happy New Year

I hope everyone has a great New year and a safe and happy New Years Eve!

Merry Christmas Wishes

To everyone Merry Christmas and best wishes for happy times with family and friends. To all those who are unable to be with your family or friends during this time of year keep them close in your memories and prayers. I hope everyone gets what they want this Christmas and I wish everyone the best. I hope things are going good for all those who are venturing to other homes this year and please do be careful on the roads and give yourself some extra time to get where you are going.

Stupid Laws

Ok, as a Paralegal major I find it amusing to sit and look at all the stupid and dumb laws that are still on the books in the states now. It seems that they people that handle the listing of these things would wake up and realize that they don't really apply anymore. Anyway here are a few from the Kentucky area:

***Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

***One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

***It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

***Dogs may not molest cars.

***A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

***By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".

***It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.

***It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.

***No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500.

So what do you think about the crazy laws that are still on the books in Kentucky? LOL Personally I find them to be quite amusing to think about. Especially when you read the one about the dogs and the cars and the blue ducks. I mean seriously was this ever an issue in the old days?

Funny

Now this picture is what I call being prepared. Why don't most public bathrooms look like that??? I guess that would make it way to easy to actually find a bathroom stall that had toilet paper in it!!! What are the chances that you will actually be able to find one with a full roll and not the little residue left over after the person before you has used the majority of the roll to cover the seat. Oh good grief that's what they make the little seat covers for people. LOL Just ranting. This would be a great idea I am sure.

What is Your Wrestling Name?

Here is a fun quiz to take.

Your Wrestler Name Is...

Velvet Chainsaw

What's" Your Wrestler Name?

Wal-Mart Headaches

Alright, today was a very agrivating day and the more I deal with the people working at my local Wal-Mart Photo Center the more I come to respect the intelligence of the average MONKEY!! Now no offence to those employees of Wal-Mart that actually have common sence. I mean my husband worked there for 2 years and he's still soemthing resembling normal. Come on honey you know it's true....

Anyway, I sent my Christmas picture over the internet to the one hour developing studio and then waited 2 HOURS just to give them a little extra time because I understand it is the Holidays an things can be clogged. So I get there and wait in line for 15 MINUTES while the 2 employes stand around in the back of the developing station and talk to one another. When they finally realize there is a large pill up of people one of them comes over and I give her my name and the number of pictures I had. She brings me one of the packets of pictures which was supposed to contain wallet size and 4x6 size pictures. I opened them to make sure they were mine and realized that they had screwed up almost all of the pictures I had.

The wallets were cut so that my puppy's head was cut off and my head was cut in half. The 5x7 I had sent over was cut wrong and they didn't even print out the 8x10 that I ordered. I mentioned to the woman that was there that my pictures were wrong and that I hadn't got the 8x10 that I ordered. She said that they had to many regular pictures to print out to load the 8x10 paper and then she got all mad when I told her that I was not paying for the pictures because they were done wrong. She started telling me that I was responsible for the way the pictures turned out because I didn't fix the pictures before I sent them to the photo place. How STUPID!!!! Like it was my responsibility to do her work. She then said she had no idea when my 8x10 would be done. 1 Hour developing my butt.

Sometimes I just want to scream. There were others that canceled their entire order because of her attitude. Some people!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Freekboi

Happy Birthday Freekboi!!!! Bet you never thought I would post about your birthday did you. HA HA got you this year. Hope you like the Birthday Penguin.

High School Never Ends

You ever realize that the crazy things we had to deal with in high school never end? Well I hadn't thought about it until I heard the new song from Bowling for Soup. The popular people, the jocks and the nerds. Seems like you always have to deal with the same things you did back in school. Read the lyrics and see how much they relate to the lives that we are living after high school and how they relate to the lives we lived while in high school.

High School Never Ends
Four years you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say
HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that's just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex, Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends

Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight
And the only thing that mattersIs climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five
Reese Witherspoon,She's the prom queen
Bill Gates,Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I've seen it all beforeI want my money back

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's in the clubs and who's on the drugs,
Who's throwing up before they digest
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you're still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never endsHigh school never ends

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never endsHigh school never ends
High school never endsHere we go again

7 Leg Deer in Wisconsin

According to a new story on Yahoo.com a man in FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin ran over a Deer in his driveway that had 7 legs and both female and male reproductive organs.

Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young buck had nub antlers — and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs. "It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity."

He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit.
When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.
"It's a pretty weird deer," he said, describing the extra legs as resembling "crab pinchers."
"It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it," he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit.
Warden Doug Bilgo of the state Department of Natural Resources came to Lisko's property near Mud Lake in the town of Osceola to tag the deer.

"I have never seen anything like that in all the years that I've been working as a game warden and being a hunter myself," Bilgo said. "It wasn't anything grotesque or ugly or anything. It was just unusual that it would have those little appendages growing out like that."
Bilgo took photos and sent information on the animal to DNR wildlife managers.
John Hoffman of Eden Meat Market skinned the deer for Lisko, who wasn't going to waste the venison from the animal.

"And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."

Camel crashes Irish Party

DUBLIN - Staff at an Irish riding school were forced to postpone festivities after Gus the camel chomped his way through 200 mince pies and several cans of Guinness intended for their Christmas party.

Gus, starring in the riding school’s Santa’s Magical Animal Kingdom show, helped himself to the feast while staff were getting changed for the party.
“Gus found his way out of his pen and helped himself,” Robert Fagan, owner of the Mullingar Equestrian Centre in central Ireland, told Reuters.

More of the story can be found here http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16072761/

Man Impersonates A Cop....To Go Bowling

Now I enjoy bowling as the next person but this is taking it to the extreme just a little. LOL

A man in Savannah, Georgia went to jail over the weekend for impersonating a police officer in order to get onto a military base. He wanted to get onto the base in order to go to their bowling alley. The man's drivers license was cracked in half and when he showed them to the requesting military officer they requested another form of identification.

That is when the man showed them the police officer's badge. Wanting to confirm the man's identity the military officer phoned the police department who informed him that the man was not a police officer and also that his license were suspended for a failure to pay child support.

According to the man, he found the officer's badge at a work site.

This just Seems Strange

Coming soon to a supermarket near you a stirrer that will take the caffeine out of your coffee. Ok, seriously now....if I wanted to drink Decaf Coffee I think I would just buy Decaf Coffee and not go through the expense of buying regular coffee and then buying the stirrers to take the caffeine out of my coffee.

However, the new stirrer by The DeCaf Company pulls the caffeine out of regular coffee, allegedly without ruining the flavor of the coffee. The stirer is said to have a spcial coating that attracts the caffeine and then binds them to the stirrer. The stirrer is said to collect as much as 70% of the caffeine in the coffee. This is projected to be in supermarkets sometime next year in the coffee aisle.

On one hand you allegedly get the taste of regular coffee without the caffeine, but on the other hand it's not known how expensive this product will be when it does hit the market.

Adjustable Hot Sauce

Now, thanks to Dave's Gourmet Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce this new type of hot sauce adapts to everyone's tastes. Hot, mild it doesn't matter. The cap adjusts to set the spiciness by blending two sauces to match the spice level you want.

Available in supermarkets and online at www.amazon.com. The price for this hot sauce would be $18l72 for a 3-pack. The Adjustable Sauce has been featured on The Today Show and in Time Magazine. It was also a winner of Best New Product and packaging award.

Funny Sign

I love funny signs so when I find one out there I just have to share it. As a law student I found this one to be quite funny. I never was a fan of the Ernest movies so that doesn't make it funny but the last name is what really got me laughing. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do. LOL

First Good Snow of the Winter

Yesterday was the first good snow of the Winter season here. Although it wasn't much it was kind of interesting to see my puppys reactions to the snow. One of my dogs has seen snow before and played in it but my other one is only 4 months old and he has never seen snow until yesterday so that was kind of interest. I can't wait until the next snow when I can let them play in the snow. LOL Eventhough it means that I will have to bath them immediately afterwards. Here's hoping everyone is having a great time and have fun.

Eggs That Tell You When They're Done

A British egg manufacturer has developed what they call "smart Eggs" which have a heat sensitive ink on the shell of the egg.

The ink is invisible until the egg is boiled to the prefrence of the purchaser. The eggs will come in 3 varieties – Soft, medium and hard-boiled. Those who purchase these eggs would need to buy the type they want beforehand; otherwise, they will be dissapointed when the eggs do not turn out as planned.

Once the ink appears on the shell of the egg that is the indcator that the egg is fully boiled. Each variety of the eggs will come in their own separate carton. These eggs are projected to be available next year in the dairy section nationwide supermarkets, but who knows if we will ever see this or if it will be a product that falls by the wayside.

Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Comics

I usually don't do book reviews or the such but this deserves to be blogged about. I absolutely love the Laurell K. Hamilton series Anita Blake Vampire Hunter so when the comic was announced I was excited to see how the book was going to turn into a visual comic.

The art is amazing and the characters look great in the comic. I have the first 2 issues of the comic and can't wait for the next on slated to be released in December and then the 4th issue will be released in January. If you are a fan of Laurell K. Hamilton or even of Anita Blake or even if you are looking for a good comic read with vampires, ware animals or the like then check out the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Comic Series.

Strange

Now I'm not the biggest Chinese food fan in the world--except for the occassional Kung Pao and Chinese donuts-- but this funny sign captured my attention one day while I was surfing the web and I thought it would be a funny addition to the blog.

I love finding funny signs and sharing them with others. Just ask Freekboi at Freekboi's Blog in my links and he'll tell you....I'm always sending him funny pics for his blog. Here's hoping you at least smiled a little.